Kill 1000 enemies
Complete the dungeon 100%
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Get full strength when Level Up
Defeat The Immortal
Release all the chains
Kill the Ent
Kill 500 enemies
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Eat 100 Gnomes
Kill Big Boi
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Whoop Ass 10 times!
Kill an enemy using metal bars
Kill yourself with metal bars
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Eat your first grilled chicken
Loot 6 drunken orcs
Buy a surprise from Melisande
Kill 100 enemies
Kill your first IRS guy
Use the stinky outhouse
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Get eaten by a shark
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Find the marvelous Chickenator
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Make the Bard play another song
Have three grogs in total
Drink five large grogs at the same time
Drink your very first grog
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Read a book from a bookshelf
Eat your first Garden Gnome
Kill your first Orc Noob
Get your very first lethal weapon